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Schizo emailing my former professor - January 11, 2025

Subject: RE: Two Report for America Jobs

To: Scott

From: Sarah

I think I will apply for this!

I'm having a bit of an existential crisis though. I know I will be quitting my job in May, but I don't know what I want to do next. I've really fallen off the deep end and am untethered without the structure of college.

I've been making a lot of bread and lurking subreddits to figure out how to maximize oven spring and minimize acidity. That's never a good sign.

I've also been making watercolor paintings of cars and sandwiches and bugs.

I've also been drinking more caffeine and writing less funny stuff than ever before.

But mostly I have been fickle and nothing captures my attention for more than three weeks. If only you could hear all the dreams I've made up for myself since September. You would call me a Sony Dream Machine. Right now, I'm looking at working on farms in Ireland this summer. Or farms in California. Not sure. I've gotten really into multiplicity in agriculture and the concept of dark, rich soil spurred on by crop rotation.

I'm also considering just quitting the rat race and working at a bakery upon my return. AI can't yet frost a Kowalski's cake, but Sarah sure can.

I'm also looking at the Minnesota Non-Profit job board weekly, and a lot of those job opportunities look good. I don't apply for them ever, considering I don't have my life goals and plans sorted out.

Luther is going well. I just signed another contract with them. I like working there! Thanks for giving me that opportunity. It is wonderful. You are a fantastic advocate.

I need to get my hands back on a DSLR camera.

I don't know if I'm cut out for all this writer gobbly gook. I don't want to be on the frontlines of the fight against ChatGPT and the undervaluing of human creativity.

Have fun in India -- hope all goes well! I think you guys will come back with something really special.

I think I will apply for this!

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